A humorous take on "50 Shades of Grey," "Twilight," kinky elevator rides, rainy Nicholas Sparks naughty canoes, and a clumsy love-starved -- and slightly pervy -- gal named "Bellastasia."
And spanking. Heavy on the spanking.
(7000 words/short humor)
-- Breaking news, Twilight Fans! -- this highly successful twilight parody is now available in a much bigger book -- "Goodbye Twilight, (The Ultimate Twilight Parody Collection), filled with previously published best-selling parodies, satire, and surreal Twilight Fun, together for the first time in one conveniently priced collectible collected collection! Bella, Edward, cats, zombies, 50 shades of things, and -- for some reason -- Canadians! Yay, Team Parody!
Check it out here at the Amazon link...